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Thursday, February 25, 2010

First 8 Movie Reviews

Chick Flick Segment:

Here is a little pre-cap because I've actually already viewed the first 8 movies on this list.

  • Motherhood: Starring Uma Thurman is based in a present day New York City. The movie starts off with Thurman getting up at dawn with a page long to-do list. The movie takes place in one day in which Thurman is taking care of her toddler son while her daughter is off at kindergarten and her husband, played by Anthony Edwards is off at work. It is a very long, boring movie that I'm going to give a C-. I won't be watching this movie again or do I recommend it to anyone.
  • The Rebound: Starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, a single mom of two very "interesting" children. Jones finds herself moving into the city with her two young children and hiring a man-nanny played by Justin Bartha. Jones and Bartha end up romantically intertwined even though there is at least a 15 year age difference. The movie makes you smile, laugh, and at times a little misty eyed. I can't rate it in my top 5 but I wouldn't throw it out if it somehow ended up in my collection. I'll give it a solid A-.
  • The Ugly Truth: Starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler is about Heigl's character being a morning television producer for Butler's character's obscenely obnoxious but at the same time daringly honesty about the truth pertaining to men and women. The movie is raunchy and at times crack out loud laughter. But it's a very predictable, typical, guy ends up with girl despite all of their differences kinda movie! Might be one of those films your guy can suffer through with you and isn't one that you wouldn't mind watching again so it gets a B-.
  • The Proposal: Starring Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds is about the top of the world senior editor Bullock bribbing her then assistant Reynolds to pose as her fiance so she would gain a promotion and be able to re-new her Visa to work in the United States. Bullock a bossy, work alcoholic Canadian accompanies Reynolds to his hometown in Alaska and the two actually end up falling in love with one another. Parts of the movie are somewhat slow and drag on but there are also some very funny scenes and the chemistry that ignites and can be seen between the two makes up for the parts. Well that and any scene with Reynolds shirt off can definitely make me wait and wait through any movie. :-) I'm going to give it a B.
  • The Accidental Husband: Starring Uma Thurman and Jeffery Morgan is about Thurman playing a radio DJ who convinces Morgan's fiance to dump him less then a week before their wedding. Morgan then with the help of a teenage boy who's significance in the movie is so small I forgot his name forge a Marriage Liscence between Thurman and Morgan. In the hopes that Thurman will discover this and in fact be able to be confronted by Morgan and here him out. The movie is a twist between, Sweet Home Alabama and the Wedding Planner. Very few "make me wanna pay attention moments." It's given a C.
  • All About Steve: Starring Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper. First off let me say that this movie put me to sleep! I actually had to go back and watch 38 minutes of it because I just couldn't stay awake! Bullock made a huge mistake taking this role. Not only does she play a very intelligent whack job that should be filed under STALKER. She chases Cooper half way across the country after one date because she thinks they are soul mates. Please be advised this movie is getting a D- and I never want to even talk about it again.
  • Confessions of a Shopaholic: Starring Isla Fisher and Hugh Dancy. Not only is this movie ment for a tween it's about, yup, you guessed it a shopaholic played by Fisher. She ends up coping with this condition and later in the movie starts repaying the massive amount of debt that she has accumulated. The movie is a tragic waste of money. I can't even write more about it without wanting to pluck my eyes out. I'm being generous with a D.
  • He's Just Not that into You: Unfortunately I can't give you a star of this movie. This movie holds a kick ass cast that is just breathe taking! It's based on the best selling book which happens to be categorized underneath the same title. The movie has some slow spots but the meaning to every female out there is dynamic! This movie hits that, "You fucking retard why do we keep doing this over and over again button." Not only did it make me realize that I do the same exact things to my friends, but they do it in return to me as well. I'm going to give it a A- because yes, there was some slow parts. But the lesson I've learned I will carry with me the rest of my life that and Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck are the hottest couple on film that I've ever seen!
  • New In Town: Starring Renee Zellweger and Harry Conick JR in this odd twist of roles. Usually when you think of a big Company Manager coming to shut a plant in a very small Mid-West town down you think of a male and this male falling in love with a female. The roles are very reversed in this movie. Not only does Zellweger start off as a stuck up Miami Bitch and fall for Conick, the Union representative. You find yourself feeling for her and her ordeal as she fights to fit in and in the end fight to keep the plant open. It's pretty predictable but has some very sweet moments at times. Solid C+.

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