Psycho and Rudey

Interested in knowing what kind of roommates N and I live with?

We live in a 3 bedroom, 2 bath house in Kailua.

We have 3 roommates at the moment!

Nobbs, Psycho, and Rudey!

Obviously N and I really like Nobbs.

BUT

Clearly, Psycho and Rudey received the names they have for a reason!

Picture it this way:

-N and I share a bedroom

-Psycho and Rudey share a bedroom

-Nobbs has his own room

Psycho and Rudey are probably the most disgusting girls I have ever met in my life.  Rudey is a 22 year old female in the US NAVY and Psycho is her 19 year old girlfriend!

Why they are disgusting:

1.  They have milk in the fridge over a month old!

2.  They wait 1-2 weeks before they do there dishes

3.  There bathroom looks like a recking ball went through it

4.  Three glasses with crusted milk at the bottom sit on there sink

5.  There trash is so overflowing that it takes up the whole edge of a wall

6.  The toilet has a brown rim around it from them 

7.  There is white, white with blue stripes, white with red and blue stripes toothpaste encrusted all over their sink, faucet, and mirror

8.  They don't have any clothes hanging in their closet because they are all dirty, scattered all over there floor

9.  Their dog has worms, so they lock it up in a crate fit for a dog half of her size and insist on putting a twin size comforter on the bottom for "her bed" mind you, we live in OAHU it's so hot here that dog is probably suffering.

10.  Their dog, Riley (name changed), has over 50 piles of feces in the front lawn and the side lawn

11.   Their recyclables are stacked up on their living room wall, they haven't taken them out in over 6 WEEKS

12.  They have had Riley for over 1 1/2 months and have given that poor dog 1 bath

13.  They track mud from their sneakers/flip flops through out the communal kitchen and haven't mopped it once and we've been living here, 2 months now.

14.  The follow smell coming from their bathroom and bedroom smells like a mixture of a garbage dump on a very very humid day and the inside of a mens locker room.

Why they are rude:

1.  They don't pay us the bills on time

2.  They budge in line when we are in the middle of doing laundry, they will literally wait and stand by the washer till it is done.  Then they will put our stuff on top of the dryer and then take over!  Even if we have our hamper out there or TELL THEM we aren't done.

3.  They through away our things

4.  They walk on our side of the house in their sneakers or flip flops

5.  They wait till N's plane has been in flight for 1 hour before they tell him what he owes on the Electric Bill, though they received it a week prior.

6.  They purposely make noise while we are sleeping.

7.  They are now trying to move out and end their lease with us, to bad that it's a year long lease and we already told them that would never happen, they continue to move their shit out though.

8.  They purposely do anything to be rude, obnoxious, or just disrespectful

BUT THE TOPPER OF ALL:

Psycho got her name by pulling a meat cleaver on me when she was drunk, YES, her 22 year old girlfriend got her underage girlfriend wasted.  And Psycho thought it would be a good idea to pull a meat cleaver on me and it took ME and RUDEY telling her NUMEROUS times to put it down for her to actually drop it!

Wow, I really don't like them.  Can anybody figure out why?